IllCon Illuminati. This 6 song
Apocryphon
disc was discovered in a cave located outside modern day Afghanistan by
Ancient Astronaut Theorist, Giorgio A. Tsoukalos. Nearby were a pile of
post-
Cretaceous period fossils and humanoid remains. Tsoukalos has
speculated that "The demented tones contained within this recording were
probably made by aliens, maybe. It definitely is advanced technology,
and the square shape of the wooden container leads me to believe that it
was manufactured by extra-terrestrials, because aliens like four sided
things. Like the pyramids. Totally aliens. Probably." Other "experts"
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have agreed that the guitar-shreddery is definitely super-human, and the
vocals far too disgusting to be created by human vocal organs. The thunderous cacophony of the drums call to mind the hideous rites performed by the Tcho-tcho peoples, as captured in field recordings by noted Occult Scientist, Obed Marsh (RIP). [Also, there is some killer bass playing. However, this is a metal record, so we're just gonna ignore it. - Ed.] According to legend, the Tcho-tchos descended from a race of dwarfs known as the Miri Nigri, who in turn were created from the flesh of prehistoric reptiles. The Tcho-tchos indulged in an unknown hallucinogenic compound during their worship of the Great Old One,
Hastur. Ceremonies involved orgiastic frenzy and human and animal sacrifices. Expert Theorists have speculated that Apocryphon was one such cult of The Unspeakable One. To listen to this recording may cause one to become possessed by Hastur. In that event, one's bones become gelatinous, the skin turns to scales, and they will become the embodiment of entropy. I highly recommend it.
Mortals bow before your masters (DL)
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